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  • Rants, Seattling

    I Hate Seattle

    01.05.09 | Permalink | Comment?

    Seattle, I hate you. You refuse to use salt? You are to clearing snow what Britney Spears is to parenting. But, although she may neglect and occasionally drop her children, the kids have a Kevin Federline to publicly appear to care for them. That’s right Seattle, things have gotten so bad you need a grossly [...]

  • Rants, Seattling

    Snow Snow Snow

    12.24.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

    So far, I’ve been letting Seattle off lightly for its inability to deal with snow. Sadly, The Seattle Times digs out the truth, if you will- and you must to continue reading. To paraphase, the ice and snow packed streets of Seattle exist by design. The city wants to use rubber plows on its trucks [...]