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  How Sleep has Affected My Life

  06.16.09 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  Mainly because I have nothing to write about, yet feel overly compelled to at least pretend to be adding content to this “blog,” I’ve decided to give you people a deeper understanding of my life- and hopefully a greater appreciation for my struggles (I jest).
  In my lame attempts at self surveillance, I came across this [...]

• Fun with Graphs, Updates

  Conforming to One’s Audience

  04.04.09 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  After checking this blog’s stats a while back, I noticed a remarkable trend: I was receiving more traffic from search engines. My first reaction: wow, I’m pretty awesome.
  Further investigation of the search terms bringing people to my site revealed the traffic increase was due to, well… goats… More specifically, the sounds they make. Apparently, this [...]

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  Pants Determine Quality of Life

  02.23.09 | Permalink | Comment?

  I had a revelation earlier today: Quality of Life (QoL) is a function of the average Time Wearing Pants per day (TWP).
  To see where you stand, please turn your attention to the graph:

  The results did surprise me a little, but I attributed the spike at 2 hours to those big shots that only need to [...]

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  Public transit and talking to yourself

  12.29.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

  So, over the last few weeks, I’ve accumulated data in this highly unscientific study to yield the following findings:
  Likeliness to talk to oneself (T2S) based on one’s mode of transportation:

  So from our findings, we can safely say that metro yields the most number of T2S inflicted individuals out there. What’s weird, at least in my [...]

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  Haiku Madness

  10.19.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  These are my experiences while haiku writing:
  I personally think the best haiku’s are written at the need to be hugged minimum.