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    How to survive an earthquake

    01.30.09 | Permalink | Comment?

    How did I survive this latest earthquake? By sleeping.

  • Rants, Seattling

    I Hate Seattle

    01.05.09 | Permalink | Comment?

    Seattle, I hate you. You refuse to use salt? You are to clearing snow what Britney Spears is to parenting. But, although she may neglect and occasionally drop her children, the kids have a Kevin Federline to publicly appear to care for them. That’s right Seattle, things have gotten so bad you need a grossly [...]

  • Seattling

    Seattle weather

    12.30.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

    Stereotypical life in Seattle, as portrayed by my iGoogle weather widget:

  • Rants, Seattling

    Snow Snow Snow

    12.24.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

    So far, I’ve been letting Seattle off lightly for its inability to deal with snow. Sadly, The Seattle Times digs out the truth, if you will- and you must to continue reading. To paraphase, the ice and snow packed streets of Seattle exist by design. The city wants to use rubber plows on its trucks [...]

  • Amazon, Rants, Seattling

    Lazy Sunday

    12.21.08 | Permalink | Comment?

    While I have no intention of matching the popular and celebrated digital short, the title did feel appropraite due to this in fact being a lazy Sunday, along with the fact that I watched the latest Narnia movie last night. Things that have since come to my attention: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe [...]

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