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    Gallery Wrap Old T-Shirts!

    07.19.09 | Permalink | 1 Comment

    I’m a big fan of those stupid t-shirts sold by the likes of bustedtees, shirt.woot, and threadless, although I generally couldn’t pull off wearing most of them for the following reasons: Feel like I’d offend people Horrific color choices Novelty would wear off after first use Ugly T-Shirt Shirt’s never available in my size I […]

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    I’m Awesome, and You can too!

    05.17.09 | Permalink | 1 Comment

    As my blog has resorted into a crappy food & weird animal related blog, I couldn’t resist posting the results of my creation of the aptly named Best Chocolate Chip Cookies. Also, I needed something for my apparent fortnight posting schedule. Actually these were pretty surprising. I was expecting good cookies, but these offered something […]

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    The 5 Most Pathetic Animals

    05.06.09 | Permalink | 6 Comments

    Someone recently brought an animal to my attention that they felt the most sorry for: seals. While their reasoning at the time was understandable and hardly arguable, I’ve realized there are a few even more pathetic animals out there. Considering the current state of my life hasn’t provided more meaningful topics to discuss, I thought […]

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    Finally! The PERFECT baked Macaroni & Cheese!

    04.21.09 | Permalink | 3 Comments

    Yes! I’ve done it. After trying numerous recipes and subsequently integrating my favorites, I’ve created the perfect baked Mac’n’Cheese that I don’t know how to replicate. Regardless, here are pictures you can drool on: It might not look special, and you can’t smell it, but it made my month. Excuse me while I try to […]

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    Why am I so awesome? Homemade Oreos!!

    03.22.09 | Permalink | 7 Comments

    The last two weeks the boorish marketing folks at Safeway have refused to put my beloved Oreos on sale. (I’ve had to settle for buying Chips Ahoy… Chips Ahoy!!) While my unabashed devotion to said cookies is eternal, I draw a line at $4 a pack. So how do I subsist sans Oreos? It’s a […]

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