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Fun with Graphs

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    State of the Blog… Address

    10.19.09 | Permalink | Comment?

    Yeah, I don’t blog much anymore, and I think I might be able to describe why: you. Most people come to my blog for the following reasons: While the intellectual discussion about goat and sheep sounds is stimulating and the most pathetic animal debate enthralling, I’d like to think I have more to offer. Apparently […]

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    How Sleep has Affected My Life

    06.16.09 | Permalink | 1 Comment

    Mainly because I have nothing to write about, yet feel overly compelled to at least pretend to be adding content to this “blog,” I’ve decided to give you people a deeper understanding of my life- and hopefully a greater appreciation for my struggles (I jest). In my lame attempts at self surveillance, I came across […]

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    Conforming to One’s Audience

    04.04.09 | Permalink | 5 Comments

    After checking this blog’s stats a while back, I noticed a remarkable trend: I was receiving more traffic from search engines. My first reaction: wow, I’m pretty awesome. Further investigation of the search terms bringing people to my site revealed the traffic increase was due to, well… goats… More specifically, the sounds they make. Apparently, […]

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    Pants Determine Quality of Life

    02.23.09 | Permalink | 3 Comments

    I had a revelation earlier today: Quality of Life (QoL) is a function of the average Time Wearing Pants per day (TWP). To see where you stand, please turn your attention to the graph: The results did surprise me a little, but I attributed the spike at 2 hours to those big shots that only […]

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    Update: Bowling + Beer

    02.05.09 | Permalink | Comment?

    So, while I made the most of my discovery of alcohol consumption’s correlation with bowling performance and had a solid first game, my second game fell off considerably due to an excess pitcher that NEEDED to be finished. My findings: While all abilities are not lost, there is a sharp decline and bowling performance levels […]

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