
Yeah, I don’t blog much anymore, and I think I might be able to describe why: you. Most people come to my blog for the following reasons: While the intellectual discussion about goat and sheep sounds is stimulating and the most pathetic animal debate enthralling, I’d like to think I have more to offer. Apparently [...]
Mainly because I have nothing to write about, yet feel overly compelled to at least pretend to be adding content to this “blog,” I’ve decided to give you people a deeper understanding of my life- and hopefully a greater appreciation for my struggles (I jest). In my lame attempts at self surveillance, I came across [...]
After checking this blog’s stats a while back, I noticed a remarkable trend: I was receiving more traffic from search engines. My first reaction: wow, I’m pretty awesome. Further investigation of the search terms bringing people to my site revealed the traffic increase was due to, well… goats… More specifically, the sounds they make. Apparently, [...]
I had a revelation earlier today: Quality of Life (QoL) is a function of the average Time Wearing Pants per day (TWP). To see where you stand, please turn your attention to the graph: The results did surprise me a little, but I attributed the spike at 2 hours to those big shots that only [...]
So, while I made the most of my discovery of alcohol consumption’s correlation with bowling performance and had a solid first game, my second game fell off considerably due to an excess pitcher that NEEDED to be finished. My findings: While all abilities are not lost, there is a sharp decline and bowling performance levels [...]
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