After checking this blog’s stats a while back, I noticed a remarkable trend: I was receiving more traffic from search engines. My first reaction: wow, I’m pretty awesome.
Further investigation of the search terms bringing people to my site revealed the traffic increase was due to, well… goats… More specifically, the sounds they make. Apparently, this is a common question. Most interesting is that I’m in the top Google results for “what sounds do goats make”.
If I were to categorize the search terms in March, here is how they’d stack up:
And just because I can, here’s a 3D pie chart:
I’m not sure if there’s a market for questions about goats or elementary questions in general, but I intend to capture it.
Tags: blog, goats, graphs, march, search engines, seo, sounds goats make, stats
We all know that you’re a lazy fella, so try to make the most of your time by hitting multiple groups at once. Some ideas for future posts:
Goats steal Viraj Sanghvi’s socks.
Computers save goats from earthquakes.
Run with it.
P.S. I hope that my comments on your post help my blog’s ranking for “sounds goats make”. You’re going to the top and I’m coming with you!
Elementary questions? Elementary? These questions are vital to our every day existence, my friend!
AND I looked up the clown college textbooks. They do exist, but they’re not as deep as other, less entertaining professions.
Congratulations on your new found fame and success.